You will need-
1 loaf of apple fritter bread, sliced to 1/2″ to 3/4″ thickness
6 large eggs, or 1 really small ostrich egg if you’re into those
2 tablespoons freshly grated cinnamon. Pre-ground if you must use it will do alright. I guess.
2 cups whole milk. You can use 2% milk if you like. 1% is pushing it buddy. Skim? Go eat a celery stick, you prude.
2 tablespoons vanilla
Crack your eggs into a big ol’ bowl. Add the cinnamon, vanilla and milk. Whip until everything is evenly mixed. Dip slices of apple fritter bread into the EVIL!1!one mixture, fry in a well-buttered frying pan or on a skillet at medium heat until done (if you’ve pre-heated the pan, this should take only about 2-3 minutes on each side)
Serves: 1 shockingly hungry atheist with a hollow leg, or 6-8 reasonably hungry atheists.
Recommended Toppings: Regular or Chocolate-flavored Coolwhip; butter and your syrup of choice; crushed fresh raspberries, strawberries or whatever fruit it is you fancy; apple butter. Be creative if you like. I wouldn’t recommend tuna, in any event. Or sardines. But, your call.